28 Days Later

Is it just me, or does anyone else have a problem with the fact that Black History month is in February? I mean, February is the shortest month of the year. You would think that whoever came up with Black History month would have chose a different month. You can't do any worse than February when it comes to the length of the month. Even on Leap Year, it is the shortest month of the year. 28 days (29 on Leap Year) and it's over. It really is a shame it ended so quick. I didn't even get a chance to celebrate. Oh well. Better luck next year.

I've decided to give up my virginity for Lent. Any takers? Initially, I was going to try to give up blinking, but I figured that was next to impossible (it would have been quite impressive though, if I could go 40 days without blinking). I was also throwing around the idea of giving up breathing for Lent, but again, another lost cause. Oh, and since I can't eat meat on Friday, I'm doing double duty when it comes to beating the meat. Too much information? Maybe. But a guy's gotta compensate some how.

Oh, and just for the record. I'm not giving up anything for Lent. I'm eating meat on Friday, and whenever the hell else I want. And I'm going straight to hell. I'll send you all a postcard. That's all, for now. Good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!!!