I knew Christians were bananas...

but this guy takes the cake.



Explain coconuts to me then. Pineapples? Pomegranates? I guess it's back to the drawing board on those three.

I know not all Christians are crazy, but like I said, this guy takes the cake. Of all the things in the world, he picks a banana to explain a divine creator. Personally, I would have picked hot pockets. They come with neat little holders that double as cooking facilitators as well. If that doesn't prove the existence of an Almighty God, I don't know what does.

Oh, and while we're on the topic of God, I'm going to rehash my proof for the existence of a black God:

Ken's Proof for the Existence of a Black God
1. God made man in his form
2. Man has a penis
3. God is not the lesser to man in any aspect

If these three principles hold true, and if there is a God, God must have an enormous penis. Since white men typically have small penises, the only logical conclusion one can make is that God is black.

Maybe that guy should have used a horse to prove the existence of God....