Troy

I had quite an enjoyable time today. My birthday is coming up, so my grandma took me out to go see a movie. She suggested that we go see Troy, which was surprising because she hates bloody movies. I am not a big fan of seeing blood myself, but I like to see the action, which means that I have to deal with it. There really is no way to have that kind of action without blood. Anyways, I thought the movie was very good and my grandma enjoyed it as well, despite the bloody scenes. The movie was about three hours long, so there were times where you lost interest, but all in all, the movie had a good story line and lots of fighting. This film is worth seeing, but I don't recommend movies to people because the quality of a movie is difficult to gauge to another person. This may sound confusing, but let me expalin. What I mean by this is that you always get three conflicting reports from the moviegoing population.

Let me set up an example to illustrate my point. Two friends go out to see a movie, and after they get out of it, they start arguing over how good it was. One of the friends, we'll call him Joey, seems to think that the movie was great. The other friend, we'll call him Ross, seems to think that the movie was horrible. Meanwhile, a friend of theirs, we'll call him Chandler, comes up to them and makes a terrible joke, which silences the discussion. After the awkward silence, Joey and Ross continue having a heated debate about the movie. Chandler asks the two friends what they are fighting about. Joey and Ross tell him that they just went to see the latest Ernst movie, Ernst gets a Vasectomy, and they can't seem to agree on the quality of the movie.

Chandler, being the great diplomat and friend that he is, suggets that they all go see the movie together. Joey thinks that this is a great idea, but Ross refuses to dole out another eight bucks for a terrible movie. Joey, being an actor himself, appreciates the great acting ability of Ernst, so he tells his two friends that he will pay for their tickets. Ross, being the dickhead that he is, still doesn't want to go see the movie. Joey promises that there will be gummy bears in store for him, if he goes to the movie, which seals the deal for Ross. The three friends go to the see movie together, and after the closing credits, they begin discussing the quality of the movie. Joey and Ross still have the same conflicting opinion as before, so they look to Chandler to break the tension. Chandler tells them that he thought the movie was okay, although he did like the jacuzzi scene, in which Ernst gets his penis stuck in a jet stream hole. The three friends never agree on the quality of the movie, which causes Ross to go on a shooting spree, killing Joey and Chandler in the process.

This story pretty much makes my point. Everyone has a different opinion about the quality of a movie, but until you go see it for youself, don't believe a word anyone says about it. By the way, am I the only one that thinks that my story would make a great episode of Friends? Anyways, it is getting late and I should be off to bed. Oh, and if you're reading this Banker, tell your mom I'll be in the bedroom in about five minutes, k thx bye.