Good News

Well, I've got some good news. I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. No wait, that isn't right, let me start over.

Well, I've got some good news. At this moment, I am not working on the fourth of July! I am so fucking happy! If I had to work on the fourth, I would have been so pissed. For one, Sunday is grocery day at 7-11, so I would have to put all the stock on the shelves. For two, we have a little fireworks display inside the store, so I would have to deal with that all day. For three, I would miss out on some fireworks of my own, which would have pissed me off the most.

In addition to all that, whenever you work any holiday, you have to deal with assholes that say, "Hey, doesn't it suck that you have to work on {insert holiday here}?" It is times like these that I just want to fucking go off on people. I mean, are some people really that inconsiderate. Yes, I know, it fucking sucks that I have to work on Christmas, I am well aware of that fact. Yes, I know, it blows balls that I have to work on Easter, thanks for bringing it up dickhead. Listen, to all you people who say stupid shit like that, think before you open your mouth. Think, if I were in that situation, would I want to be asked that very question.

Now, this wouldn't be a big deal, if just one person asked me it throughout the day, but that never happens. I always have to deal with it at work four or five times a holiday. By the third person, I reach my threshold for tolerance. Sometimes, I just want to jump over the counter and start stabbing wildly at the person with a slurpee straw. Once the fourth person asks me the question, I am about ready to just walk out of the place, never to return again, but I never do anything that drastic. I usually just say, "yes it does suck" or something like that. I just wish I could do something more, but I don't want to do anything illegal or say something that would cause me to lose my job. I hate my job, but I don't want to lose it. It is quite the predicament, but I think that I'll manage until I finish college.

Anyways, it is getting late and I should be off to bed. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.