Swallowed followed, heavy about everything but my love

Well, today I was browsing through my favorites list, trying to remove a few outdated links, and I came across an old news article that I found rather interesting. I remember cracking a joke about it, to a few friends, and now that I have a blog, I am going to crack the same joke to all of you. It is my blog after all, so on with it. Okay, so before I go on, I just want to point out that the link to the article is contained in my title, and by that I mean you must click on the title of this post to read the article. If for whatever reason that doesn't work, you can click on it here: MSNBC

Fairly recently, the FDA approved the use of a chewable form of birth control. It can be swallowed or chewed, so long as the woman drinks a glass of liquid after chewing it. Is it just me or I am the only one who would not want a women who can't swallow? I mean, if she can't swallow a pill, imagine what else she won't swallow. Listen fellas, stay away from the women who are on this contraceptive, they are bad news.

Oh, and just a little disclaimer here, I am only joking, so don't take me too seriously. I have no problem with a girl not swallowing, in fact, I think it is wrong to expect a women to swallow. I have no idea why certain guys expect their girlfriend to swallow. Maybe they think it disrespects their manhood, I don't know, but I certainly wouldn't feel that way. I've had this very discussion with a few of my friends, and I am always amazed when they tell me that they expect the girl to swallow.

Alright, enough about that. Well today was another glorious day at 7-11. It actually wasn't that bad, it went by relatively fast and painless, very similiar to my last masturbation session. As I said before, the only thing that I like about my job is the hot girls that come in, and today didn't disappoint. The highlight of my day was clearly the girl who had pierced nipples, with a white shirt on and no bra. I mean, you could see right through her shirt, and you could just make out the piercings. Let me tell you, it almost brought a tear to my eye, and it certainly brought a bulge to my groinal area.

Well, tomorrow is the day of my sister's graduation party and it should be good times. It starts at 2 p.m. and will last long into the night. I usually play euchre all day at parties, and tomorrow should be no exception. It will also be nice to see a few relatives that I haven't seen in a while, and also to observe the drunken state of a few choice people. We are having the party at my Uncle Bob's house, which should be nice because he has a good party house. He has a bar set up in his backroom and also a big backyard, so it shouldn't be too crowded. I asked my dad if we could bring our two dogs to the party, but he shot down my request. I tried to bring up the fact that the dogs would be home alone all day, but he just wouldn't allow it, and finally I gave up. It pisses me off though, they wouldn't be a problem or anything, so I don't see why not. Besides, my uncle has a dog, so it isn't like it is a dog free environment to begin with. Whatever though, it should be an awesome time regardless.

Anyways, I should be off to bed, it is getting late. Look for a possible update tomorrow night or Sunday afternoon, if anything happens that is blog worthy. Merry Snoodmas to all, and to all a snood night, which pretty much means good night or something.