I'm Sailing Away

God damn Pistons. They had that fucking game within reach. The score was 89-83 with 47 seconds to go. Somehow, Someway, they let the game slip away. Let me just bring up the two turning points of the game.

Turning point number one, fouling Shaq on a layup that made it 89-85, with the foul shot coming. He had no business getting fouled on that layup, he had an easy basket. There was no reason, whatsoever, to foul him on that play. I think Ben got the foul, so I will forgive him, but I originally thought that Sheed got the foul, and at that point I was so pissed at Sheed. Don't get me wrong, Sheed is a great player, but he has got to be one of the dumbest mother fuckers on the basketball court. Anyway, without that foul, the score would have been 89-85, or a two possession game. Kobe could have made that last three-pointer, and it wouldn't have mattered at all.

Turning point number two, coming out flat in the OT. Two points in the overtime is inexcusable. Also, someone please tell me why Sheed is throwing up the three-pointer with the Pistons down six? If anyone should be shooting the ball in that situation, it should be Chauncey or Rip, preferably Chauncey. The three-ball isn't Sheed's shot, he is at his best when backing the ball in just outside the paint, then turning and gunning it in.

I am a little fired up tonight, mostly because of the Pistons loss. No big deal though, it is only one game, and the Pistons have shown everyone that they can hang with the Lakers. There was very little doubt in my mind, but that clearly wasn't the case with the jackass media.

Speaking of Jack...asses, how about that fucking dickhead Jack Nicholson. That mother fucker gets way too much God damn camera time, which, by the way, is no big deal...if he is in a movie, but is a big deal during a basketball game. Take the fucking camera off that old bag of bones and put it on the ass of some hot Californian bitch. Am I the only one who is tired of seeing him piss and moan after every single call that goes against the Lakers? Who cares that he is there, he is at every fucking Lakers home game, enough with him already. Great, he is a fan. Great, he is at the game, again. Take the fucking camera and put it elsewhere. Thank you and good night.