Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Hoffa Nice Day

F.B.I. Finds No Trace of Hoffa and Calls Off Search

Here is the text from the linked to article above, if you don't feel like leaving my glorious blog:

DETROIT, May 30 — The Federal Bureau of Investigation called off its search for the remains of the former Teamster leader James R. Hoffa today, saying it found no trace of Mr. Hoffa on a suburban horse farm.

The search began nearly two weeks ago on the Hidden Dreams Farm in Milford, Mich., northwest of Detroit, and 17 miles from the restaurant where Mr. Hoffa had been scheduled to meet two organized crime figures when he disappeared on July 30, 1975.

"After a thorough and comprehensive search, no remains of Mr. Hoffa have been located," Judith M. Chilen, an assistant special agent, said at a news briefing at the entrance to the farm this afternoon.

But Ms. Chilen said she was convinced that Mr. Hoffa's body had been buried on the farm, and there was "no indication that it has been moved." Investigators said that they might return to the farm in the future and that the investigation would remain open.

"There are still prosecutable defendants and they know who they are," Ms. Chilen said.

A team of more than three dozen agents, geologists, archeologists and other experts spent 12 days digging on the farm, demolishing a 100-foot barn last week so that they could examine the ground beneath the foundation. They discovered a trench beneath the barn, along with water pipes and other debris.

The search — which involved agents from the F.B.I.'s offices in Washington, Detroit and Chicago, as well as the local police — was the most extensive in recent years. It set off by a "fairly credible" tip from an F.B.I. informant, now in prison, who claimed he saw Mr. Hoffa laid to rest at the farm, rolled up in a rug.

The search captivated the village of Milford, where merchants rolled out specials to commemorate the excavation. The Milford Baking Company sold 3,500 Hoffa cupcakes, at 95 cents apiece, with green plastic hands sticking up through icing and sprinkles meant to resemble dirt.

Signs popped up outside businesses all over town, with slogans such as "Forget Waldo: Where's Hoffa?"

But the search was no laughing matter to one area congressman, Representative Joe Knollenberg, a Republican of Bloomfield Hills, Mich., who questioned the expense of the search, which local news reports had said could be as much as $500,000. Today, agents said the F.B.I. had spent less than $250,000, with some of the expense coming from tearing down the horse barn.

On Friday, the F.B.I. had issued a statement saying the search was justified. "The expenditure of funds has always been necessary in each and every case the F.B.I. works, and this one is no exception," said Daniel D. Roberts, the special agent in charge of the Detroit office. He went on, "We will not abandon our responsibility to investigate a pending organized crime case because it might be termed 'too old.' "

Numerous such leads in the past have failed to turn up the body of Mr. Hoffa, who has been missing since he failed to return home for dinner on July 30, 1975.

Police, who had been contacted by his family, found his 1974 Pontiac the next day in the parking lot of the Machus Red Fox restaurant in Bloomfield Township, Mich.

The F.B.I. has plenty of experiencing searching for Mr. Hoffa, following clues that have placed his body in spots ranging from the Meadowlands in New Jersey to a house in Detroit.

In fact, the first tip that he had been buried came 17 days after his disappearance, prompting the agency to search a construction site in northern Michigan. Moreover, the latest search was the third in the past two years by the F.B.I. here.

None of the searches have touched the area's funny bone so much as this one, however. Over the weekend, agents digging at the farm put down their shovels and posed for a team photograph.

This afternoon, a Hoffa cupcake was fetching $1.99 on Ebay — more than twice the walk-up price — plus $5 for shipping. The auction closes Wednesday.


Ebay Auction

When this story broke two weeks ago, I was watching the 5 o'clock news while eating dinner. I didn't think they would find the body then, and I don't think they ever will. I also don't understand why the FBI continues to investigate this case. As the above article states, they spent $250,000 (tearing down a barn in the process). I understand that the FBI has a responsibility, but I would also hope that they have some sensibility. In my opinion, it isn't sensible to spend an addition $250,000 on what has historically been a wild goose chase.

For more information on Hoffa, please visit this Wikipedia article.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

I don't wanna lose your love tonight...

My birthday was yesterday, so I had a party. A few people that I invited didn't show, but most of the people that I wanted to be there were there. All in all, it was a pretty good time. I drank a little, but not too much. I stayed up until 3 AM, I can't remember the last time I did that. It's definitely been a while, I don't think I've went to bed past midnight since I started my new job.

Other than that, I have nothing to blog about. What can I say, I lead a very boring life. Anyways, thanks for taking the time to read this.

Monday, May 08, 2006

I knew Christians were bananas...

but this guy takes the cake.



Explain coconuts to me then. Pineapples? Pomegranates? I guess it's back to the drawing board on those three.

I know not all Christians are crazy, but like I said, this guy takes the cake. Of all the things in the world, he picks a banana to explain a divine creator. Personally, I would have picked hot pockets. They come with neat little holders that double as cooking facilitators as well. If that doesn't prove the existence of an Almighty God, I don't know what does.

Oh, and while we're on the topic of God, I'm going to rehash my proof for the existence of a black God:

Ken's Proof for the Existence of a Black God
1. God made man in his form
2. Man has a penis
3. God is not the lesser to man in any aspect

If these three principles hold true, and if there is a God, God must have an enormous penis. Since white men typically have small penises, the only logical conclusion one can make is that God is black.

Maybe that guy should have used a horse to prove the existence of God....